Going to bed naked. Too bad I am all alone. Need to make some changes. Either sleep with clothes or with you
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
my dog ran away and came back with a marajuana plant. what are you doing tonight?
I got a Cease & Desist email from NBC for downloading Bruno. I am not going down for gay porn.
on a brighter note, the strip club found my atm card
Just witnessed a circumcision at clinical. i suddenly feel a sense of reconciliation over every guy who's done me dirty...
Being a responsible DD does not include attempting to coordinate a 4 taxi caravan to bar #3
I never thought your mom would see me throwing up on my hands and knees in your front yard
Just got back from fathers day breakfast. So hungover i couldn't eat so i just slipped my food in my pockets and threw it out while i puked in the bathroom.
My mom just came into the kitchen and watched me take a double shot of whiskey and chase it with a beer and said "you are my son." Proudest family moment ever
Mom brought home a 36 pack of Smirnoff and was all "ring any bells?" and then winked. I'm scared. What does she know?
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
wow bdsm is so cute
Dude my toilet did not deserve what I just did to it
Life is clearly unfair. You remember Courtney has three older sisters, well they're all "make baby sister look like a four" hot. I knew I shouldn't go home with her.
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