i am sick of getting naked and seeing how fat i am.
He has that cheese in a can and he's eating it. I have never seen that outside a goofy movie.
for me the strap perfect is like a chastity belt
Fuck positive energy. I choose drinking instead,
I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
Dude, for your own safety, do not bring that chick home. I'm pretty sure you're going to find a marsupial pouch smuggling a fresh batch of herpes under that hoodie. Bail bail bail bail bail.
Sometimes things go your way and sometimes you get hit on by a fat drunk girl.
TOUCH YOURSELF. DO IT.
I don't think that's how you're supposed to sext
trust me. coming from a bonafide dirtbag, this dude is up to shady shit
That moment when you notice a tiny IR camera pointing at you, in your bed, at the apartment you found on Craigslist.
We can get high as fuck when there are no orders. If not its cool. I just figured Take Your Blunt Buddy To Work Day.
I just started talking about how noodles were so good
Fucking adderall I just talked at the security guard for 90 minutes
You handed me an unpeeled grapefruit off the frat basement floor and then took a bite out of it.
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