Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
Full bush! Can't stay! Need ride! Come on bro!
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
so, my congressman just called me to say he has office hours this week if i'm still interested in talking to him. i pray to god this is not related to Friday.
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
mid blow job she looked up and said "we aren't even facebook friends!"
How did you even find out?
Because you came up to me and said "I just fucked in the bathroom."
Oh.
So I just chugged the rest of the wine in my mug so I would have something to eat my corn flakes in. With a plastic fork. I need a dishwasher
And maybe a life coach?
Mcdonalds hasn't even finished serving breakfast yet and u two are getting drunk?
I just want to drink cheap wine and throw my bra at an aging singer songwriter
Yeah just pls explain the dishes and the dildo. I don't want to lose my job over a dick in the cooler.
ps. i have two very important words to sum up my night
which are?
library sex.
I am watching the most amazing drunk person ever. Literally such a trooper that you can put anything in front of him he'll drink it. His latest reason for taking another shot was: well whatever. I'm never gonna get married anyway.
Apparently I gave a guy a hand job on the dance floor. ON THE DANCE FLOOR.
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