How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
we just finished making mockaritas... then we prayed
god you guys know how to party
worst. bachelorette party. ever.
Well, I didn't bring a notebook or any paper to class. Should I take notes on the sugar packet, lace thong, or condom wrapper that instead are in my school bag?
You missed out on a serious adventure. Cops were called. We put a chicken in someones house.
Traded my phone for pizza, then got it back this morning....successful night
You were being mean. And telling everyone to suck your six inch strap on. People were not pleased
Please be lying.
Im not. Your family was creeped out
We have 24 days left before I leave for college and 21 condoms left in the stockpile. Are you up for the challenge?
Just found out i over drew my checking account on a 711 hot dog
Do u remember buying that
I remember eating it on the curb like a drunken hobo
My 7 yo sister is trying to talk my mom into buying her a strawberry margarita. Happy Cinco de Mayo.
This is the Santa Claus of hangovers. It just keeps giving.
Have I showed you the picture of my vagina with a little bang flag coming out of it?
My sweat smells like Wild Turkey. I'm really feeling the holiday spirit.
You know you hit Mardi Grad bottom when you come to in someone's kitchen on the floor and you are eating gumbo out of a Mixing bowl with a ladle......yeah rock fucking bottom
If I'm able to walk tomorrow morning, I'm gonna be really disappointed with myself...
If you ever get divorced...would you call me??
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