I just jerked it to the same porn two nights in a row... and she says I have problems with commitment...
So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
His sex texting was like a step by step guide to the most boring sex ever...
i tried slipping money on her dresser whenever she brings guys home hoping she'll start to question her goals in life... i think its only encouraging her
im so poor im using the bottom of my laptop to heat my food.
Im drunk with people I love less than you. fix it.
I need to establish a pattern of dominance early.... I'm like a slutty Cesar Milan
Hello and welcome to the game 'Matt needs weed'! Rules are simple: first one to find a bag wins the fabulous prize of getting stoned with yours truly. Thank you for playing and good luck!!
Relationships are fuckin' work. And you can't just up and leave with no questions when you really just need to get home because you're about to shit your pants.
You're so wise.
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
Shirley Temple died. We owe it to her to get dirty shirley wasted.
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
I know this sounds fake but she's deep frying a bar of soap right now
Come fucking get her
Currently sifting through all the dick pics and nudes for a picture of my dad and I to post on social media for Father's Day...
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
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