So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
tequila makes my crab dance SOOOO much better
whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
i am about to cut my stepbrother's hair into a mohawk with the same clippers i use to trim my pubes. god is so on my side today.
My entire floor is waiting for the couple to come out of the shower. She's a screamer. We've blockaded them
I told her the maid must have stolen all my condoms. She bought it
Its what jesus would do if there were bud light in his time. I feel obligated.
where's my purse there's an important taco in it
At least in the future when we're all real people we can laugh about the time we all had scabies together?
She's just so happy...and so naked.
I feel like I grabbed someones dick last night, & if I didn't I'll be disappointed in myself
Sex obviously provides more sustenance than oatmeal.
Not many people can say they've been photo bombed by an antelope. I sure did.
I didn't know White Castle was open when your sober.
Well start with a list of things you don't want to do... Like maybe 1) I don't want join Isis. That's a good start.
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