Dude, way to rack up $80 in pornos in the hotel room last night, and not tell me before I got blindsided at check out.
Heh. Guess I ordered some porno last night. Heh.
I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
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His whole family saw that I had cum in my hair once they turned on the blacklight at the bowling alley. You should have seen his mother's face.
So the bar isnt gonna put that broken window on my tab. appaerently they want cash
you're not a real person. you're actually just like a box of wine that can talk
Spending my graduation money on an abortion. Welcome to the real world.
definitely not taking the whole return culture shock so well...drinking a 100 proof rootbeer vodka float out of a german beer mass
Drunk me forgot I'm not an 18yr old raver anymore. Adult me is now in pain.
He leaned off the deck, puked a waterfall of beer, looked back at everyone and said "it was just a burp".
I woke up to find a bottle of Bacardi in my shower rack. How was your night?
I just remembered that you tried to trade me for a glass of wine
I lost a fight last night. By that I mean I head butt the bar and busted my lip open.
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
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