nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
You know your life is awesome when sometimes you walk down the street eating a sandwich and you run into someone you had a threesome with. And not say hi.
TYLER... glimpse of last night: leather chaps, guacamole dip, a jump rope, spray paint, and rhinestone studded pajamas.
i think you have the wrong number... but your story sounds delightful.
the nicest thing hes ever said to me is give me head.......please
conclusion of the day: americans need to get on tredmills, people need to learn how to flush toliets and learn how to pee in then instead of on them, and waiters shouldnt tell their life stories to customers.
i just got arrested. apparently dont move means dont move.
I found my laptop, credit card, and a bottle of Morgan all on the counter this morning. I'm scared to see what gets delivered to my house this week.
im using old socks as coasters. im going to make a great housewife.
The gyno asked how many partners i've had... I said ummmm she goes ok then i'll just put down ten.
i think he was starting go for a boob grab when we both realized the middle of a public tennis court wasn't the place
I cant believe they held hands while getting simultaneous bjs
Your cock deserves a montage
The struggles of a small town man whore
We are the rockettes of vaginal bleeding
Finally finished unpacking shit from school n found a bra with no idea whose it is... I miss college so much it hurts sometimes
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