i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
We had to be out of the dorms at 730. Meeting started at 8. I woke up at 948. Drunk and covered in glitter.
So you started off by saying "no homo," but patting his crotch and saying his jeans fit him wonderfully may have overshadowed that.
I felt like a body pillow being humped by a twelve year old.
Nothing better then your mother meeting someone you randomly had sex with and him introducing himself as the guy who rocked her world once.
Somewhere during foreplay he said something about me only being with two other guys... I just went with it cause we have never had that conversation...
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
He said he was gonna go pull a lochte and the next thing we know he's outside ass naked peeing in the neighbors kiddie pool.
Although can we find me a starter dick? I don't want security showing up again. That was awkward.
It might look like I curled my hair last night but it's just the jiz.
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
He played with my nipples while singing "How great thou art"
I don’t mind that he’s uncircumcised. It’s the fact that he talks about the Bible immediately after we have sex .
i literally have the attention span of a weasel on steroids, but yeah, i know who you’re talking about.
It took him 15 minutes to put the condom on.
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