You act like I was drinking alone...I had the entire Verizon network with me
You ordered a "mcblizzard" and yelled @ the worker for false advertisement because she didn't flip your "mcblizzard" upsidedown. You wanted it free. I'd say mcdonalds daytime workers need to be trained in dealing with daytime drunks too. She didn't know what to do.
she pinky promised me she was 18
Oh it's happening. I'm Chugging a beer while sitting next to a 6 year old
Whatever. It was high school. Back then I'd blow anyone who had enough room between their chest and their steering wheel for my head to fit.
You basically told your boyfriend at the time you were going to shit in his hands.
And I meant every ounce of it.
I also have a full keg. I'm thinking about crashing a party, they can't get mad if I bring a keg of beer.
i woke up hungover wearing my gym shorts and the condom from last night. Wine bar thursdays rule.
I forgot that I thought it would be a good idea to hairspray my toilet seat last night after I took 12 shots of vodka so when I just went to pee, I stuck to the toilet. Never drinking again.
Ok spinning in the opposite direction thatg the room was spinning was the worst advice ever
I can recall having this conversation with a three year old, but go on
She is 6 months pregnant and gets more action at bars than I do.
And then I realized my chick friends consist only of sober you, drunk you and hungover you
God dammit everything I said last night about jungle juice being awesome just does not carry over into the next day
I'm gonna ask his dad. Weed trumps broken heart any day.
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