I feel like abortions should bother me more
I showed him my bush... on skype.
is it sad that pink shorts and cowboy hats remind me of getting jizz in the hair?
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
**i WaNt TO sLaP mY niECe wHO ThINks iT iS cUte tO WriTE LiKE tHiS**
When black out puking doesn't involve crying and promises to never get drunk again... to just a subtle, 'excuse me while I go vomit in the bathroom of this bar'.. you know you've finally grown up.
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
I had a dream that we erected a stage in our living room for "impromptu performances" how can we make this a reality?
Just realized i left my bra at his house. WHY do i suck at one night stands?!
She is currently drunk and caressing my professor's face with one hand.
I'm worried because he hasn't removed it.
Okay, tomorrow we'll have a day of life-sorting and plasma-selling.
almost just sent your mom a dick pic. almost.
is it fun? or sober?
This is a hot dog holiday. I intend to do my part for the processed meat workers of this great union.
So. Much. Porn.
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