But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
i think i just witnessed the elusive male walk of shame
One of the mothers are the party said to me "All your friends are getting married, you're just getting drunk"
so my car got towed last night. I didnt know it cost 118 dollars to have a college experience
I woke up on a futon with 2 stolen budwiesers in my purse, 5 extra bucks, a sucker stuck to my shoe, one sock, and a stolen copy of the zombie survival guide
please tell me this is not legit
The tent neighbors already set us on fire w an errant roach. How do you think Bonnaroo's going?!
I have never made a good decision in that bathroom...
Nope, just sitting on the couch, eating an advent calendar, being depressed about the herps.
My cab driver just started a conversation with "Three years ago I pleaded guilty..." Check on me later tonight please.
You asked me if you had to go downstairs to get upstairs. And then you forgot where you were.
He puked over my shoulder into the toilet. The guy in the next stall sounded totally appalled.
I deserve to be covered in dicks
Yeah. I'm so over work, that I'm not even satisfied pretending to work anymore. I just flat out want to go home. Fuck this job
he threw his shirt and suit jacket out the window of the uber going home
So why exactly are your shoes in my freezer?
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