we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
If I were a boy, I'd name my penis Reptar.
you did pass out in the elevator last night, so it could be motion sickness
Im really high right now and the vending machine is broken and giving out free candy. Please kill me, my life will never get better than this
I'm glad the dog doesn't judge me for doing leftover lines and watching George of the Jungle at 10 am
I found my underwear on the sidewalk 8 blocks from her house while on my walk of shame. I also found our beer bag and a full beer in the bush.
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
The fact that I'm going to be living with you is starting to make me worry about my heatlh.
Ya that ship has sailed dude
I missed rounds this morning...my senior resident hooked me up to and IV and made me stay in the clinic because he said I didn't look presentable enough to walk around the hospital
I just realized that in 3 weeks it becomes sad if I make everything into a drinking game. Fuck growing up
I didn't want to have shaved for no reason, so I told him I'd blow him if he would just come over and appreciate the smoothness of my legs.
I thought my broken hand would put a damper on Halloween, but fake costume eyelashes and hydrocodone are kinda fun at the same time.
This summer has already been like the best summer ever. FREEDOM IS AWESOME. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND GOD BLESS THE SINGLE LIFE.
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