like we started out all organized and composed and within thirty mins people were throwing up in the bushes, arguing over a beer bong and jumping in the pool with their clothes on
i feel like god sat there all night pointing and laughing at me
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
According to the bell hop, we stumbled in about 4 and then cannon balled into the pool.
Taking back a box of condoms is possibly the most depressing thing i've ever done
So basically he tried to get out of the car and crawl on the highway with the broken leg because he didn't want to go to the hospital. It was not a good time...then we got pizza though.
Dude you don't even know. I spilled the tequila and it took 4 people to stop me from drinking it off the table.
Wise words from the guy who drunkenly chipped his teeth on the sidewalk
Crosswalk actually
I have now added draft and wells specials that different bars have to my blackberry calendar.. Help me.
His best friend's cat died so we had a drunken burial ceremony on the side of his condo at 2am and I'm pretty sure if anyone gets ahold of the video feed from Martini Monday we're all fired.
Exactly, there's no such thing as commitment at foam n' glow
I've realized that I'm going to have to wake and bake every morning to make it through the summer without killing someone. This is ridiculous.
SEX BINGO!
Canadian or clown?
I peed outside 4 times after the bar, safe to say I had great night
I had a date last night. His dog threw up in his bed while we were having sex in it.
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