arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
Just saw the pics you left in my phone. thanks for reminding me that last night was not a dream.
It's too hard to jack off and hold an ipad at the same time
oh yea it is. i was not expecting to look at a snowbank and just see flying mushrooms
I think a 5 ft pyramid of jello shots in honor of the egyptians is in order
I cant prove it..but im almost positive that you were just outside my window watching me while eating out of a bag of Cheetos...
I HAVE MY OWN TITS FOR THAT AND I CAN GUARANTEE THAT THEYRE MORE GLORIOUS
KNEE DEEP IN HOES. SEND HELP.
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
Your brother slept on my deck. There was a key under the mat. Relapse party success.
Last night I dreamt that I sold my car and used the money to have wheels surgically implanted in my feet and legs so I became a human heely and I just rolled everywhere
Just an FYI i'm going to get drunk as shit while you are on duty and attempt to not fall into the bathtub again.
Rodger that.
I'm a full-grown woman and thusly I expect my sphincters to behave themselves.
Apparently I drunkenly told him I was going to ride him to the rodeo and break him like a bronco, then I stole his nachos and beer. Adulting is hard!!!
The guy i took home was a circus freak. He jerked off 3 times in front me after we had sex. And he came every time.
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