So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
cruising supermarkets, asking random people where i can get weed. fuck alaska
BEES IN MY FUCKING PANTS. HELP.
His mom just asked me if I was "fooling around with her baby again" and then when I walked downstairs his dad YELLED "Look who's taking the walk of shame!"
You really need to stop fucking dudes who still live with their parents.
he just found out the funeral is this morning so i'm wearing last night's clothes and look like a total slut.
Listen. I don't care if its "nontoxic" im not putting it in my fucking vagina.
I cried singing "call me maybe" on the way home from the bar. What the fuck
He stumbled into my room, flopped on my bed, shoes on my pillow and asked me for a juice box. Then fell asleep with the juice box on his forehead.
I have random bruises including my spine and visible bite marks on my neck. Thanksgiving car sex accomplished.
I sleep texted my mom and asked her for a condom last night
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
That said I did get head on the roof of a 15 story building which, regardless of quality, is still cool
I almost just opened my door to get my pizza butt ass naked
Now swiping left on 23-year-olds with abs. Is this adulting?
Randomize
