i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
there's got to be a less slutty way to tell him the baby isn't his
I coulnt tell if he was cumming or if I was throwing up
Hes warming up week old McDonalds french fries, putting hot sauce on them, and counting them with his shirt off.
I ran a string through all of my old vicodin bottles and strung them on the tree. Tis the season.
Just got caught staring at a woman breast feeding. My only response was, "She's so adorable".
My last google search is "how to build a flamethrower"
Look at all the pictures I have of us sucking on jello syringes.
He made me put my cow print vest and my cowboy hat from my ' sheriff woody' costume and said I'll show you a woody. What I charmer huh!? I love make up sex
In all honesty the person most likely to secretly slip me drugs would be ... Me
holy fucking shit get me out of here. even the babies are wearing beanies
Just did body shot off a midget. Pretty good start.
I just bought a blender and 120 pizza rolls. Bring tequila.
someone commented on last weekends photos impressed that so many homeless people wanted to take pictures with us. weird that those "homeless people" are our friends... right?
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
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