The guy dancing on me has three visible teeth. WHERE ARE YOU?
I have a deodorant stick dedicated to my balls.
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
wanna hang out tonight and remember it?
Okay, thats embarrasing even by my standards and I've thrown up while wearing a viking hat. just a viking hat.
he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
Whatever you gave me is making me lactate
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
Eating my shrimp pasta on the porch with a 40, wearing a Hawaiian shirt, proclaiming "I GOT SCRIMPS." I just jumped the shark of college.
I think I'm leaving the streamers and balloons up from 4th of july till after he stops by. It'll be like the universe is celebrating his massive dick.
The bar would not accept my money. I have reached God status here
I think I've forgotten how to blink. Help plz?
he sneezed into my face mid-kiss
Bless his heart
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
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