Yeah but my nose is so stuffed if I tried to give him head I'd suffocate
You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
i dont remember who you are as you are in my phone as "mr. peanut."
Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
I want to tell you about my weekend in person so I can see your look of judgement and disgust.
just found out this city drinks more beer during oktoberfest than rhode island does in a year.. i'm never leaving
At this point, if I'm not getting fucked by a man in ONLY cowboy boots, it's not worth it.
My doctor actually said I was suffering from an "acute hangover" in doctor's note I asked him for....what a douche
Man I was just the closest I've ever been to crapping my pants.
did you just try to prove your straightness by quoting a lady gaga song?
He's gonna be like you slept with too many of my friends and you're being voted off the island haha
My mom just told me I look like darth vader. how's your night?
Hey know anyone who wants 58 lbs of whole frozen chickens for a couple bowls?
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