I was unaware that a tutu and pasties was appropriate attire to this
I can't think of anything besides pubic hair fallout. Ugh.
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
I can feel my moral fiber fraying.
If court goes my way we are flying to Vegas.
Everyone was in the walk-in getting high, and I had to be all cool. Serving soup and salads. Night manager status doesn't pay enough.
WEED IS MY SPIRIT ANIMAL
That one probably shouldn't have been in caps
I'm on the same pooping schedule as a professor I've never had. He now says what's up to me in the hallway
Oh my god, it's like someone broke the off button in my butthole
Marrying her is the worst scenario of any. That includes death and zombies.
I'm gonna have to kick a girl scouts ass...
I don't know if the fact that I carry lube in my purse means I'm living life right or I'm doing it wrong..
My friends say stay away from him but it’s still 2017 so I’m allowed to make shit decisions until midnight hahah
Third time this week I've caught co workers dry humping. Quarantine really changes people's priorities.
I just learned that the grill marks on a Burger King burger patty are actually previously burnt on there with a radioactive spray-on liquid and McDonald's french fries are actually 5% potato.
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