im never drinking mad dog again and i have your belt.
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
This might be the most awkward night of my life. And I had someone pee on me once.
She came to the party with six kegs and a life sized portrait of Lavar Burton. SHE WILL BE MY WIFE.
And I just had to awkwardly tell 3 police officers that I was having sex and not in any trouble
i ordered a pipe on amazon, and under recommended items, it gave me a top hat. it knows me better than my parents.
She looks like she smells of sausage, sunblock and sorrow.
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
You don't care if I shave my legs, but you insist I be conscious for sex. Whatever. I really think your priorities are out of whack.
No it's only my right leg that feels like it's about to fall off. The left is fine.
Would it be weird to tell him that on his b'day he's dressing up and we're having weird Jesus sex?
Speaking of church, everyone showed up to lunch in the dining hall in their Sunday best and I walk in looking homeless bc I just got out of bed. I hate this school.
I solemnly swear I will not get your boyfriend puke in public drunk again
the only thing I remember was some guy took out his fake eye to use it for beer pong
My pizza delivery guy was so hot I was like omg please let this be the beginning of a porno
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