he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
Am I the only person who thinks Megan Fox looks totally like a Thai lady boy with a serious tanning bed fix?
and when i screamed you came in my eye, i found out that everyone else in the room had only pretneded to be sleeping
There's a level of bonding between people at the liquor store at 10:30 in the morning that's unrivaled
I am currently sitting on a candy bar to warm it up cause it was in the fridge so I can eat it while watching the last song and smoking weed by myself
Is your answer to that text seriously a right parenthesis
The party got busted because you two got caught having sex on the neighbors trampoline, come on man.
It's hard to be judgmental of others when you are wearing silver pleather.
I'm pricing out a roll of that wax butcher paper. We fuck too messy and I can't afford to wash them every afternoon.
passed out in the hallway last night, now I'm sitting down in the shower, eating lukewarm canned soup out of Tupperware, listening to Carly rae jepsen.. I had a rough night.
Accidentally searched up "pizza pasties" instead of "pizza pastries". I was not disappointed.
I don't want the fire department to come out here twice in one weekend because of your god damn vape.
Chugging this bottle of Jim at the airport is proving more difficult than I imagined. TSA is not amused.
I found a tomato seed inside my jeans. I did not eat tomatoes
My boobs are too perky to pay that much for a car
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