Yup u can hook up with me now and not goto jail
Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
Excuse me by sucking dick i am fighting crime. Just think of all the prostitues going out of business and getting real jobs.
I just heard "I just let you finger me on Megabus, I clearly don't have standards".
We found him wrapped up in a giant table umbrella in the bathroom.
I'll just tell your children you were the queen of drunk town and you had a giant purple monkey named bongo
You kept going up to guys in plaid and screaming "are you a lumberjack" in their faces
I'm going as your incestuous sister. If thats not the perfect winglady I don't know what is.
he's like a horny 3rd grader on cocaine. he needs a leash
So to add to headbutting the microwave while waiting for my hot pockets to cook. I apparently told both bartenders earlier in the night I was going to fuck them both. I hate black out drunk me..
You could woo kevin with a boquet of breakfast burritos. He loves those burritos. You could use the hot sauce packets like babies breathe
dude, last night I won a real sword and a bottle of vodka in a cards against humanity tournament
Booty called 3 guys from my hospital bed
If you feel frisky later I have a cowboy hat that would look great on you naked...
Who is this......
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