I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
The jonas brothers playing in your laptop. This is why guys won't sleep with you...
I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
You got ahold of his prescription papers and gave out prescriptions for cranberry and vodka
No, you always delete them without reading. Enjoy the virtue of morning innocence. What are you doing today.
I am too drunk to deal with your everything. Reread this everytime you feel the need to talk to me.
NO I FORBID YOU. THERE ARE BETTER VIRGINITIES OUT THERE WORTH KIDNAPPING.
I don't really want to have sex with him, I'd just want him in a threesome. Does that make sense?
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
He did a line of coke off my stomach then flipped me over and smacked my ass. Then, while he was talking dirty to me, he told me he wanted to hire someone to clean my room. And that's when he lost his boner. Life is so hard.
seriously, who doesn't want to get shitfaced and have sex to the backstreet boys?
McDonald's and a car nap. I feel kinda human
We're going to ride the bus of mixed signals all the way to unrequited love town and that's where I'm going to live my life and then die.
I'm so sorry to hear about your grandmother. Also how many grams are in an eighth?
i just want to get drunk and cry and have sex with lots of men
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