is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
Tipsy and thinking of you. Talk tomorrow. My alliteration is awesome.
just went trash diving in my work clothes for weed. A&E's intervention here i come.
Would you like me to write a persuasive essay on how you should let me suck your dick?
Ohhh, TODAY your worried. Becasue last weekend when we warned you about her you said "shes too hot to have herpes."
I don't care how high you are, you can't finger me while eating potato chips.
That's the second time in a week someone has called me to talk drunk you into getting up off the floor. This needs to stop.
For her birthday she wants to, " try something different with our butts a funnel and a bottle of whiskey"
We had fun with our Indiana Jones role-playing until I whipped myself in the dick with my belt.
sex in a tree stand. check.
you lucky bastard
Okay. I am working on pulling a tooth out of my mouth. Call me.
Just wanted to say, I appreciate your bravery in having read receipts
Another development in my life...I think I pulled a muscle in my neck from vomiting this weekend.
That's okay I'm failing college because I'm to busy giving over the pant handjobs in class..
p.s i need to stop drunk texting my mom. she brings up text convos all the time and i have no idea what shes talking about...
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