Just found out you can rent the rollerena for 100 bucks and you can bring your own beer... when are you free this week?
Well i tried snorting sugar. so either that made me puke or the fact that i drank water from a fish tank
im eating kix cereal and taking shots by myself. please come hang out with me. im desperate
Hey thanks again for rolling me that blunt necklace. It was amazing.
Bren left me with a lovely parting gift. Newfouund alcoholism. I'm on the kitchen floor, hugging a bottle of vodka. It's my only friend now.
As i was blowing him Silent Night came on his iTunes. I said "it isn't christmas" and he moans "yeah it is."
Bathtub guy came to. He helped me roll the fat chick away from the fridge. Shower and breakfast are on. You're plan failed!
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
You were typing for me while I was hyperventilating into a paper bag on the floor.
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
Low key that was incredibly dangerous to let me wield a sword at this point in the night
I just ate a handful of salt
I thought this was a good idea
please tell dad to clear the porn off his tablet before he lends it to anyone from now on
I opened the bathroom door and the starting point gaurd was eating out my art history professor
all i remember is walking home without my pants on... when i woke up i was sleeping in between my parents in their bed, no more whiskey wednesdays
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