what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
you told me to make out with him to promote the social success of the sorority
Breaking personal boundaries is my trademark
my shower just felt like jesus cried on me. like he shed tears just for my shower.
Okay now that I've been wanting to eat these hot cheetos in the bathroom, I know it's time I need to stop smoking and go to sleep.
I need to establish a pattern of dominance early.... I'm like a slutty Cesar Milan
I'm getting better, this year I only showed up drunk to 1 final.
This morning confirmed it...there's no maybe about it. She definitely wasn't born with it. It was definitely the Maybelline.
he said didn't have much sexual experience and then proceeded to tell me he is going to make me cum harder than my vibrator could
well, that escalated quicky
My one night stand just messaged me and said he is praying for me...
Best part about losing weight and not fitting into your pants any longer? They come off quick for chipotle emergencies.
He's so in love with you that you could fuck a blood relative and he'd be like "I just want you to be happy"
No more bourbon. Sleep now. I may die. Pray for me.
Man I sound like a slutty Mormon
Mimosas make me so tired. I just ordered a huge thing of pasta and gonna eat it in my underwear like a bad bitch
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