let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
frozen peaches as icecubes. vodka Sundays just got wayyyy better
I'm so hungover I took Dramamine to help prevent the motion sickness of walking.
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
Just saw my father's penis. Don't know what to say.
My corndog is like a popsicle of bread. A WHOLE. POPSICLE. OF BREAD.
if I could send you my dick right now I would. that's how good of a friend I am.
You told me my blanket felt like ground beef.
Nothing warms my heart more than the sight of a naked hockey player in my bed.
I've been sleeping with the same person for about two months now, I think I know a little bit about stability and commitment.
We're going to ride the bus of mixed signals all the way to unrequited love town and that's where I'm going to live my life and then die.
Self reach around competition is what the Olympics has been missing all along. A true test of athleticism.
Just fantasized about my boss's fingers in a meeting. I desperately need to get some.
do nipples grow back?
Randomize
