We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
we were exchanging secrets last night... she told me about how she put markers in her vaj in middle school. found a keeper.
i think the sales of Rosetta Stone are directly related to the size of that woman's tit's
He ran five blocks just to watch me and my best friend make out. I think he's a keeper.
This is going to be another afternoon spent getting drunk in the shower, isn't it?
Please tell me why there is some girl tied to our toilet?
Turns out puking in your mask makes it even harder to see out of the mask..
Dan marino should def buy this ambulance. But not this one. I'm gonna fuck this ambulance up
Im going to be coked out with hello kitty fire arms. Valentines day can suck my dick
How bad would it be if I wore out the dress we got peed on in. You're the only one who knows.
This is the guy I made out with and it made me think of my dad. Let's never talk about it again.
went out last night. woke up with a lisp.
I appreciate the I'll come bail you out of jail tone in the text
CURRENTLY PLAYING FLIP CUP WITH A WORLD SERIES CHAMPION
I walked outside and found some random guy passed out on our front porch. We managed to acquire the 12 pack of lagers he had so it's all good.
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