on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
and then the other night his penis tricked us both into sex
I'm glad I have good healthy relationships with my one night stands
I just watched dragonflies fucking. You can't match that level of geek.
we went to the bar with our boss and you tried to play a song from the atm machine
Okay do all 29 year olds have erectile dysfunction or just the two I've slept with?
We took it as we must go to waffle house or else we will upset the gods.
She seriously spent 30 minutes trying to make balloon animals out of my limp dick...
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Exactly.
We did hand stand push-ups while beer bonging. Its now a thing
call me with an emergency in 5 min. This chick has a strap on hangin behind the bathroom door.
You just accidentally called me. You kept saying "Really?! Really?!!" So I can only assume you are having sub par sex
What drinking game we play yesterday? Fight club or something?
He asked the waiter, at 6:40 am, drunk, if they served alcohol. After he said no, he's like 'well, I guess we can eat then.'
Like sometimes I’ll be hangry but for dick
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