i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
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alcohol + bed + penis = sex
He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
Then you jumped off your bed with your arms outstretched, yelled "I'm Goliath, watch out New York!" and then began singing the Gargoyles theme song as you 'soared' around your room.
Don't be ridiculous, the Gargoyles theme song has no words. How could I sing that mess?
You just started going "da da da da da! da da da da da! DA DA!!" then going "swoosh" as you glided about.
no, i'm not a lesbian.. i just really want to fuck you while drinking, thats normal in a friendship.
Found a left over fake Olympic medal from our party last weekend. Awarded it to a random girl in the bar last night. Its the only thing she was wearing this morning when she woke up at my place.
Its going to be drunk as shit/pirate themed. Im dressing as the former.
At one point, you closed your eyes and asked me which 'six flags' we were at
The ratio of last drink to last smoke is so tricky. This could go on until the booze is gone
I'm smoking in a kimono on the couch. Bring me gin.
Stealing, and booze. If only you added meaningless sex with random people you would have wrapped all your life passions together
I'm kinda glad you won't be in Vegas tomorrow because you'd make us go streaking or throw dead animals at them.
Sex on the trampoline with your two best friends cheering you on: PRICELESS.
how do you tell someone, in the most complimentary way possible, that they would make an excellent stripper?
its official, you're fucking me on my lunch break. the only thing I want in my mouth is your dick. pick me up at noon.
want fries with that?
I woke up to him watching me sleep and after I told him it was over he asked if we were still on for Vegas next weekend
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