Nob stitches i do do not bleed anymorr!
he quoted cool runnings while we were having sex: feel the rythm,feel the rhyme, get on up, its bobsled time
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
Baffled as to how I'm gonna get 150lbs of sand out of my basement.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
Condom broke. Took her to CVS for plan B and parked in expectant mothers spot. I laughed.. she cried
We are gonna be 90 years old in wheelchairs at the nursing home sitting at computers poking each other and waiting for the other to die so we will have the last facebook poke.
I'm at your house, laying with your dog, eating taco meat, take your time.
He sent me a mirror pic of himself and sent it to me and all i could think about was the amazing bong hits i took with his roommate in that bathroom.
2 reasons we need to wear those onesies to the bar more ofter 1) comfy as shit 2) we both still got laid\n\nHow can you resist that kinda night?
Hooked up with a straight guy while dressed as a man. I'm unstoppable.
You gave my cousin a blowjob and are facebook friends with my mom. Is there a name for this level of friendship?
He was singing R-E-S-P-E-C-T to a stripper between motorboats while our HR manager cheered him on.
She said she was sorry for rolling around in her own vomit. Honestly, I thought it really added to the party.
Few clarical questions about last night: 1. How did we get home? 2. Am I wearing your underwear? 3. Where is Andrea? 4. Guy with nose ring last night hot?
1. You tried hitch hiking "like a pro" and flashed cars while sticking out your thumb until I called Michael. 2. I don't know but probably. 3. Who is Andrea? 4. Hot.
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