I only kidnapped one of them. chill
We convinced her the game "just the tip" was a billiards game. She was asking a couple guys if they wanted to play as we left. I kinda don't want to ask her how the rest of the night went.
i don't care what you say, the winery is open and 10am is NOT too early to go barrel tasting
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
Do you think the guy at the front desk was watching us last night? Although we were in a public pool, therefore our tits were free game.
There are topless girls riding the lawn flamingos. I win.
Currently shopping online for cardboard cutouts of various horror characters. That should teach me roommates to stop taking acid on Tuesdays.
Okay I know I said I was going to quit drinking for a while but apparently pumpkin pie flavored vodka is a thing and I will not rest until I have some.
Well the weed wore off around 10:30 and then the date dragged on until about 1 in the morning. So I've decided I really need to start smoking closer to the actual start time of a date. Then maybe they'd be more bearable.
HE PUT A HOLE. IN. MY. HOUSE!!!
So I'm never gonna get to see you again?
Hopefully.
Such a big mess for such a small penis
We're like a married couple, but we only have sex on college holidays and other people's birthdays.
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