He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
dude you cant keep breaking into my house just to raid my fridge.. especially at 3AM.
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
Im pretty sure it started going awry when I asked their mom "How much would it cost me to sleep with your daughters"
I maybe late, he's in a peeing contest with the neighbor's dog. Currently he's in the lead.
If shame burned calories, I'll be back to my birth weight by the end of this weekend.
Don't worry, I'm preparing for tonight by lining my purse with a garbage bag.
The whorange rubbed off. His white shirt was so gross at the end of the night I told him to frame it.
Emoji's do wonders when you actually have nothing at all to say..
He can't just hit it and quit it and then eat your pop tarts on his way out.
It's 4am & this guy is asleep with his junk still inside me..really rethinking my life
Idk what y'all are doing but I just want you to know I'm home and if I hear him say "slap it" one more time I'm moving out
Harry Potter pub crawl tonight. You know you're living your life right when your check list for the evening is wizard robes, wand and acid.
I don't need tinder boy anymore but I do need free sushi
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