He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
pedialite and red bull = repair kit
ive never been actively dumping during the pledge of allegiance before today...
Theres someone in the car behind me eating corn on the cob & talking on the phone
this kid just offered me adderall in exchange for my meal points. college at its finest
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
Just sold this kid "Magic Furry Apples". He is way to high to figure out they are just peaches.
At least he's a nutritious stoner...
FUCK YOU CALIFORNIA. YOU DO NOTHING RIGHT. FIRST PROP 8 AND NOW THIS.
I don't think my arm is broken I can still text
She told me that when she orgasms she just lays there like that baby from teenmom. Who the fuck says that
why didn't you tell me his penis tasted like oreos?
Your headphones are on the door knob and I left you a burger on the door step.
I wish you could just Google "people I've had sex with" and they would all just come up
Pretty sure if we keep hanging out on Tuesdays there will be no whiskey left for the younger generations or the universe will implode....tomato tahmato
I don't know what that means. Any of it. BUT I will be at your house at 10:20 and you better be ready to get high as balls.
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