I just used a tire swing as a toilet. I think I'm gonna pass out here so I can see the look on the first kid who uses it in the morning.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
Ice cream: Good. Fraternity: Good. Eating ice cream off a Skid Row bum's ass crack in order to get into a Fraternity: Homoerotic at best. I quit.
Im drinking ciroc out of an ice cream cone... my night is going fantastic
Blonde girl lying face-down, passed out next to my bed, walls are covered in guacamole. College is looking excellent.
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
It will be like a scavenger hunt.. only we're looking for places to have sex.
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
I'm going to book club and then I'm going to get laid. Being in your 20s ain't so bad sometimes.
He literally lured me in the house with his cat then we ended up fucking on the living room couch while the cat just sat there and watched
Last time I "ran into him" I ended up with the clap and had to explain why the ladder was missing from the garage.
It's Friday you fucking nerd of course I'm drunk.
i really love you but i feel kinda dumb about it
He called my IUD an IED, and said that’s why I had bomb pussy.... I didn’t correct him
I shit myself and fell down the stairs and I’m still finding shit In those pants.
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