The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
So I answered the door in my underwear expecting my boyfriend. Instead I opened the door to Mormon missionaries. Do you think that was a sign from God?
I wonder if there will ever be a day where I don't find lisps really really hilarious.
Um, yeah. You lit my birthday candles with a joint. Mom= not happy.
i've met an abundance of virgins and guys who where flip flops, i thinks there's a correlation
you are getting stockholm syndrome from your pubes
You know, it doesn't really count as a walk of shame if you guys showered together the next morning
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
My therapist keeps stopping to ask what 'hooking up' means
ITS ORAL SEX CAROL
How much do souls cost? I feel like I need one if those.
I think I sold my soul to a dominatrix last night.
I just gotta say that I feel so much better now that I got some. I mean I feel like a normal functioning adult ready to contribute to society.
How the hell do you misplace a bag of tacos in a closet?
Most people that see those numbers aren't going to realize what they mean and those that do will think 'oh those must be her favorite hockey players' and not 'oh she wants to see those hockey players fuck each other'.
My orgasm happened in two different decades
Randomize
