you left with a lisa lampanelli lookalike... i hope she was atleast funny
Can you imagine it being physically possible any other way unless the cows are unnaturally flexible
this is hardly the first time i've been told i'm dressed "too suggestively" for 7 in the morning.
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
there isn't one for "I'll give you an I'm sorry blowjob" but that's also an option you have. in the meantime here is an emoticon of a caterpillar
Right but I don't wanna waste the whole weekend not having sex when we could be having sex
Post walk of shame: realized the underwear I put on when I left was another girl's underwear.... woof
Currently playing beer pong versus the girl i lost my virginity to.....and her mom
Is it a problem if I'm trying to condition Goodbye Horses to trigger an erection?
Damn Instagram explore page. I am six months in to some girl I don't even know.
I have in my possession one ukulele shaped package.
She really wants to put my dick in her mouth, and to be honest I really don't want to put it there.
She has a girlfriend too.. we decided that two cheats equal eachother out to zero. with our flawed grasp on algebra and the bottle of jack we were passing back and forth the logic seemed airtight.
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
His nipple licking is glorious
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