I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
My parents just told me I first got drunk when I was 4. Successsssssss
I really wish you were half the slut you're sister was in college
sooo... you have no idea who nailed their tubesocks to my wall?
Is percocet and coffee considered a balanced breakfast?
Makers Mark. Chicken nuggets in a blender. Smart
She told me she gets scared easily and that I had to protect her. Then I made a condom joke that ended up making her cry... All bad dude
Stop thinking your God dude. You passed out. God doesn't pass out...
hand jobs are a waste of time that only lead to arm cramps. Also, where do you look...his eyes, at the penis, at the tv?
yeah the "where to look" question is super awkward
I actually had to apologize for "being too aggressive about harry potter"
She showed up after 3 hours and proceded to make us all feel like resonable human beings. I dont know how she did it but she did it.
I smell like Dick and happiness
you were so high you just watched the elf.... its spring
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
Randomize