my ultimate dream in life is to have sperm so powerful that it will rival that of jim bob duggar.
My idea of sleeping together involves doing the Humpty Hump. Her idea of sleeping together focused more on being fully clothed on the opposite sides of a king sized bed.
We just spray painted his balls while he is passed out....I cant wait to see him try to figure this out in the morning.
i just threw up ON my final. epic way to end the semester.
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
"I could never have "feelings" for someone who, at one point, wanted to "hate fuck" my face."
on a side note you can NOT make bong water out of a pear
I'm sorry. I think I have multiple personalities. Or it was the acid. Either way. I'm sorry.
Well, I found my bra. It's in my glove compartment with a half-eaten Snickers bar and a Jesus bookmark.
Are you considering all the consequences of doing your boss or are you just rationalizing with your vagina?
All I see when I think of you are dancing penis angels around your head.
I mean I'm screaming I love the gays in the middle of Bart so yeah
All I can think of is a mama duck followed by her baby ducks, in brightly colored track shoes.
How high are you?
YOU ARE STRONGER THAN YOUR VAGINA
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
Randomize
