butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
Strawberries are so good its weird that food is growable
tonight is going to be epic. can you pre-book an ambulance?
oh my god i just remembered the cat blow jobs.
It's just like riding a horse. A very tall, gay horse.
The toilet started ringing, I think I just found your phone.
look at his last status update. 3:41 a.m. "i love u and miss u already egg burrito. happy trails friend." OF COURSE HE SMOKES POT.
You can't be mad because the taco bell people like me and not you. I'm not the one that puked in front of them.
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
Hey, I took a sweater from your house. And, um, your little brother's virginity.
Stocking up on Wasabi powder. Nobody's tampons are safe.
How the fuck did we end up at a strip club last night.. We started the night playing bingo at a church
One day I'll learn not to get drunk on a plane. Today is not that day.
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
My last Google search was 'can an impotent man have sex'. I don't even want to know what I did with that guy.
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