i told the bartender last night that if the palace saloon made a calendar he would be every month.
The sun is out and the snow is finally starting to melt here... Vodka bottles keep popping up everywhere. Guess it's the college version of burying nuts for the winter
I just realized this is gonna be the last time that I'm high in my childhood home. I'm kinda sad. I'm really high..
i made potato chips in weed oil. what did you do today?
Get in the lobby, you have to sign my boxers
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
I need to hump something and I know u understand.
I let my daddy issue flag fly free last night.
bartering with my concussed boyfriend to eat food with blowjobs
Actually I more feel like I'm on a ship about to grab the holy grail off an island
The ship is me being high the holy grail is some profound idea I'm about to have
Bro, if we got a house, it'd basically be a revolving door for slightly overweight, but extra cute, sexually deviant girls with daddy issues.
Make me food? I don't want to be a science experiment. I'm dunk. Holy shit. Drunk*. Let's do science.
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
He just told me my boobs made up for all the bad things that had ever happened to him. I'm definately having sex with him again.
Drunk on wine at my parents house watching "RugRats In Paris". Comeatmeadulthood.
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