let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
Note to self. Condoms are not microwavable.
the spit in my mouth is still 99% not mine.
Remember that crazy chick I've been ignoring and said I wouldn't bang her again? Can we start that again part today?
seriously my hangover is so bad I feel like my eye lashes make blinking a workout
Lil wasted at a baby shower. Here's to beating teen pregnancy BOTTOMS UP
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
You insisted we help some homeless guy put up posters for his missing pet alligator so we left you there because they were really just Chinese takeout menus.
He got naked and made a run for the door so I had to stop him.
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
someone cut his neck open pretty bad with a broken beer bottle. We were so close to his house that we carried him home, but when we got there he casually laid on his bed and said he was just gonna sleep it off. WHO DOES THAT
I saw this news story about two naked Satanists being arrested so I thought I should ask if you need bail money or pants
Leave it to me and my dad to puke on the same guy at the same bar 25 years apart
You still owe me one bodily function mess clean up.
You pee on the floor one time and you never hear the end of it...
sorry about your sharpie. alex wanted to shave the left side of his body so he had me draw a line over him with a ruler
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