What kind of soap washes out shame, bad decisions, and whiskey?
Irish Spring?
yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
ok, I understand that your bathroom door is broken, but at least close the blinds next time you take a shit. The entire parking garage just watched you.
She bent the beer can with her tongue. I'm scared of what she'll do to me
We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
We should start a Help That Bitch Out Fund and split the donations evenly between you two.
For future reference "bring our litter sisters on our date day" is not such a good idea
You threw my heel at her from across the street... And hit her in the back of the head so hard she face planted into the street. I need more friends like you.
This is the first time I'm hearing this information.
I don't think ill be here long the chick I came to see is blowing rails with a drag queen
The uberlube is also flammable
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
Are you ok?
They gave me a cat until I fall asleep. His name is fluffy because he's fluffy.
My move is emasculating men with my superior intellect and it's not as charming when they can't see my huge rack.
we're having rib night followed by a cultural enlightenment party
whats a cultural enlightenment party
we eat nachos and drink margaritas and tequila till we pass out
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