what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
im vomiting on the 4th floor cause no one knows me there
There are some college kids out at 4 in the morning dragging each other on a sled behind a bike. its too entertaining to call the cops
She said her first boyfreind was so small she is still technically a virgin.
Nothing makes my dick softer than hot girls in rain boots.
I don't know if it was the room or her, but as soon as the pants came off, it smelt like a locker room and old man farts.
he got mad when I told him his flaccid penis looked like a sleeping kitten
yeah, I said "hi, I'm the creepy old guy at the college bar" and she said that she like mature men, wasn't expecting that line to work
Well the "Blackout with your sack out" party turned out predictably.
You kept trying to throw the grocery cart off the balcony.
She had pubes that could make an episode of Duck Dynasty. Fear the Vag Beard
You gave your one night stand my number. I told him you left for your sex change an hour ago.
The stripper told Tom to sort his life out
Holy shit, add "successfully got stoned secretly at a party where a cop was" to my list of accomplishments.
Are you seriously getting this frustrated over a hand-job right now?
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