So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
airport. 106 proof japanese liquor. 4 little travel size containers. im proud to be smarter than the average american.
Just to save you guys the surprise, somebody shit outside of our door.
Nobody knew what to do when it was dead. You said fire up the George Foreman, I've never ate baby shark. She hasn't stopped crying.
We were fucking on his hammock and right as he came we flipped over. I landed on him, he landed on a pile of pinecones. We're done with nature sex.
Can an epipen be used as a tranquilizer ?
I think you're too young for vagina rejuvenation but I guess you have never been one to listen. Sounds good! You bring the Percocet ill bring the vodka!
I feel like if tampons weren't meant to be microwaved, they'd have a warning on the box, so we should be okay...
It's a 'fuck poison control' kind of night.
He just walked in the house and decided to wake everyone up by yelling "I SHIT MYSELF!" We all thought he was joking....we were all wrong.
So, my love of dick may have landed me in a cult. On the bright side, I now have a discount at Spencer's.
Sext me about skeletons
I admit it could have gone better but look at it this way, since I broke the urn you don't have to worry about spreading the ashes.
If she didn't block me, she would have known that I sneezed on her toothbrush.
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