Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
I popped a zit on your vagina. Don't say I never loved you.
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
she asked me which thongs i though her boyfriend would like best. fuck the friend zone
i chased bacardi with meat sauce last night
I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
If I weren't her cousin I'd take advantage of her and this low point in her life.
Just casually ripping a bowl in the chicken coop, with the chickens. NBD
Man, I meant to go dancing, but accidentally took mushrooms and just threw the frisbee in the park
Surprise ending
who are you talking about my vagina to?!
It feels appropriate that the wallet of my high school and college years would die at the hands of a spilled bong. Which in and of itself is a solid metaphor for those years.
I like to send nudes ok? If that's my biggest flaw I think I'm ok
So I came to the conclusion that who ever pour my ever clear out saved my life
I ripped my favorite bra in half last night while I was undressing in a drunken rage.
What was the rage all about?
He wouldn't stop to let me get McDonald's french fries.
I’ve developed a strange interest in ear wax removal vids on YouTube. Dear god, I need to get a job
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