I JUST GOT MY PERIOD AND MY VISA FOR LONDON GOT APPROVED! BEST DAY EVER!
so after he got his stomach pumped, he asked for a smoking room.
So the next morning, she had to tell her kids we were moving furniture around all night.
We came back and there was a shotglass filled with what looks like blood. Come over soon, we're gonna try it out.
You really need to get over the whole "jail" thing. Its really not that bad.
Just took 4 secret shots in his bathroom to not remember him naked.
Yes, you can 69 in a fiat. But I think I have permanent nerve damage
I'm already too high to be publicly presentable. I just looked at myself in the mirror without my sunglasses. Debated contacts. Said aloud "But I'm nothing without my sunglasses."
I'm pleased to know that your mom refers to me as "the ass piliager" now
How do you explain to a guy that he's like a little puppy dog that you play with, but then leave at the shelter to go home to your German Shepard?
if i dont text back till morning its cause i turned my phone off and changed my password to something i wont remember to stop myself from drunk texting...RESPONSIBILITY
Sorry you had to clean the sheets with your macro notes
I don't WANT a sex disease! Especially one assigned to me by my supervisor..
I'm hungry and horny. DEADLY COMBINATION.
Just flash them and yell "JUDGE THESE BITCHES"
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