5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
it was like weight watchers had a halloween party.
I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
Dude she only counts as your gf if you're home. We both signed the fair game contract when we became roommate. So are you really going to be mad or come eat a waffle with us?
she never specifically said NOT to fuck her boyfriend so technically we can still be best friends
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
It's a lost cause. Soon she's gonna get naked, just let nature run its course
Omg one side of my Labia is asleep. Has that ever happened to you?
I'm taking a dab in mourning of how long its been since I smoked with you guys.
Next think I knew I was pretty much using his penis as a microphone... No more playing Eminem during hookups
I feel like you're the reason public nudity is illegal and generally frowned upon in society
I have poison ivy and a broken finger. Don't have a threesome in the woods.
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
I wish I had a clear image of the dude who was sucking on my tit outside the bar last night
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