i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
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alcohol + bed + penis = sex
Just did the walk of shame across state lines...milestone?
Hulk Hogan has now convinced 2 women to marry him & I have yet to have a successful or healthy relationship. I am officially depressed.
hes totally cute, too bad i slept with his father
hold on, were in the kitchen painting a yellow brick road to my vagina on my leg with black light paint.
Dear America, sometimes I miss your Everclear and its consequences.
dude he passed out in the strip club on his birthday, WHILE he was getting a lap dance. That drunk.
It's official. This guy and I are going gay for each other. We're tasting the fucking rainbow.
We'll just charge in there, all pant less and fabulous demanding he give back her ferret.
I said that I'm avoiding parties and guys, and the freshman girl just laughed
just saw a kid get pissed on buy a tiger at the zoo. His dad is rofling and the kid is crying. I think I have to go make a new friend
I don't think I've ever met a guy with a bush bad enough that I would choose a cactus over it.
Alas my dad DD'd me. Legit cock blocked to the highest degree
Btw, the reason I have a black eye is bc I needed to puke so hard yesterday morning; I whipped up the toilet seat so fast that I railed myself in the face. Then spent the rest of the day more carefully puking. Kind of why I'm not in the mood for drinking.
skipped tacos for a blowjob. No tacos. No blowjob. More importantly...no tacos. Wtf?
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