My cousin just told me i smelled good. She must like the smell of cum.
whore
he pulled a hernia and i had to get the morning after pill. you tell me how our valentines day went.
The dean held back my hair as I was puking after graduation. That means so much more than a diploma and a handshake.
What happened at the top of the stairs is never to be spoken of again.
Stumbled into class and into a desk. When I fell my bottle broke in my backpack. I had to leave there was vodka everywhere.
He said I went to go sit outside and is promised I wouldn't leave he brings me a chair and I'm gone. He found me stumbling a half mile away in my socks
idk, it started getting weird when they were looking up videos of lesbian giraffes
I AM TEN TEQUIA SHOOTS ON AND I JUST SAW SOMEONE DO A BODY SHOT OFFF OF JESUS
THIS FEELS SO WROG AND OH SO RIGHT
at work, .. 47 yr old boss was in a fight. 2 BLACK EYES. I may get fired. I cant stop laughing
he has the ass of a greek god and he made me breakfast
I'm slacking. We've been hooking up for months and I have yet to bang him while he's wearing the clown mask.
I've spent hours masturbating before. It's actually my favorite Sunday activity
He literally had a Trump sign in his front yard. I just can't now.
only i would get off to receiving death threats online
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
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