just shaved my legs at the gas station bathroom before going to the club. is that too ghetto?
I'm so high, I forgot to harvest my farmville crops....noooooooo.
Worst stoner tragedy.
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
sexting on a treadmill. speed 9.0 beat that slut!
you told grandpa to call you daddy
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
I vaguely remember walking down the highstreet with a plate of K offering lines to passers buy. I sold a line to a taxi driver.
Sorrye. The bathtuv says hi. But theresno water in it. I've wanted too tell you for the longest, but nevr could
we were making out in my truck and while she was straddling me she informs me that she jerks off horses for a living. Should I be concerned or flattered?
And you were like wow I love water shots they taste so good
So my mom wants to hear about my weekend. How do I make licking cupcake frosting off your face while high not sound like just that?
She's blowing me while I'm watching air jaws. I love shark week.
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
We get up to three toppings. Dignity is not one of them.
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
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