We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
i was out of cigarettes so i took the butts out of the ashtray, emptied them out, and proceeded to roll one big Frankenstein cigarette.
I woke up to him climbing naked through my bedroom window with a bottle of jd in his hand. Of course I had sex with him.
Missed another period
I almost hope you're pregnant, this is unfair.
I woke up naked dangling by my feet from the balcony over his foyer. He's officially my new favorite booty call.
It's official drugs can't kill me
Im playing lifeguard in my own bathroom. How's ur night?
What if we made a bunch of weed butter and then poured the butter into tiny rectangular molds and then chilled it so it was solid again and then wrapped it with the tin foil wrapping from restaurant butter and then left them at restaurants and wreaked utter havoc.
Wear whatever you want, I'm wearing ass-less chaps and a sombrero
Like, I can't stand that bitch, but i genuinely hope she gets the help she needs
you're like an angel sent from heaven to guide my sex life into greatness
Thats so sweet
Does sweetest day count when you're spending it with your fuck buddy, high and eating Pizza Hut?
Let’s be real here. NOTHING says Real Adulting like rolling a J on your line of credit paperwork.
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