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When she gives birth, I'm so playing 'Eye of the Tiger'
I wore my underwear in the shower just in case i passed out and you had to come in and get me
she crawled under her car and passed out. Unfortunately her feet were sticking out and someone called 911 because they thought she had been run over.
As for the 14 hours of vodka. I am all that is man.
it wasnt even considered partying. it was like "ok, who can get the most shitfaced and not pass out"
She's got a butler. A fucking butler. Shes like batman, but with a better ass.
Standing here wondering if its a good idea to cook pork chops in the toaster or not.
He dislocated his shoulder trying to finger me last night if that tells you anything
He's 30 years old and woke me up for a hand job. Last time I go home with someone I met through Tinder.
I don't know what happened last night. But I just woke up in the high school boiler room
How’s the date going?? Do you think he’s gonna cut your face off and wear it to his birthday party?
Sometimes I just take my boobs out of my shirt so they can get some fresh air
Well, if you do die, I'll bedazzle your coffin.
Pretty sure my aunt hooked up with one of my brothers frat brothers at his graduation party
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