I just did your MASH and your life is pretty unfortunate. Youre marrying the tech guy for love. you live in a shack and you're a hooker and you make $1 a day. you drive a brown limo and you have 7 kids
I have a feeling we are going to become cougars together.
its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
you spent the night getting lap dances from a stripper with a c-section scar then ended up at a one room casino by the airport and you say you're too good to blaze and see pirahna 3d? bullshit
I just used celery as a chaser. That's the level of my refrigerator.
From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
i want to get drunk and sing the national anthem on your roof again please.
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
You told me that you were mad me because I wouldn't let you 'explore my castle'. Then you said I smelled like a hospital and passed out.
You sent me a snapchat of you hugging a beer with the caption "best friend"
I lost my bra, he lost his virginity. Seems like a fair trade off.
Fall is here I will miss walking downtown in nothing but paint and pasties
I told him I lived in the apartment beside his brother and he said "oh, you're the girl that watches really loud porn!"
And, by “make you dinner” I mean “have lots of sex and multiple orgasms.” So you should probably eat something and before you come over
And hydrate too
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